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Version 1[Verse] Bm G I wanna tell you about my mountain home, A Bm Where all the ladies' names are Joan, Bm G when her husband works back late at night, A hopes are up for trouser's down, Bm with the hostess on the business flight. G Taxi in her Mercedes drive, A Bm I hope that driver's coming out alive, Bm the garden it is Dorseted, G that lady she's so corseted, A Bm she's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray. Bm Thinks he's one and only, G but that lovely she's so lonely, A she pumps him full of breakfast, Bm and she sends him on his way. [Pre-Chorus] Bm What a sing song dance, A what a performance, G what a cheap tent show, F# oh no no no no no, [Chorus] A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up (x2) Buddy [Instrumental] Bm G A Bm [Verse] Bm G Silently she opens the drawer A Mother's little helper, Bm is coming out for more, Bm G Stategically positioned before the midday show, A The back is arched, those lips are parched, Bm repeated blow by blow, Bm G Later at the party where all the MP's rave A About the hummers she's been givin', Bm and the money that they saved, Bm To her it is skin lotion, G him promotion too, A Bm that flat in Surfers Paradise with the ocean view. [Pre-Chorus] Bm What a sing song dance, A what a performance, G what a cheap tent show, F# oh no no no no no, [Chorus] A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up [Chorus Variation] A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up A Bm then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) G then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) A then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up